Insert shivered timbers here

Hapless philosophy professor Josh Brown was just quietly teaching his FTS on the good life when, without warning, the entire membership of Joel Carlin’s FTS on piracy burst into his room, dragged him (okay, not really) from the room and forced him to walk the plank (okay, a 2×10 stuck out over the Gustavus sign).

Talk about irony; try to help students figure out how to live well, and your reward is to be kidnapped by pirates. There’s a philosophy joke in there…somewherrrrrrrrrre.