The now-firmly-annual Gustavus Classics vs. Philosophy Kickball Match is ON!
The classicists have flung down an idle taunt about us having cavities (which we note they’ve misspelled).
But in response, we say to them: numbers don’t lie. Three years; three wins.
And together, we, the denizens of the first floor of Old Main, asks: will THIS be the year that this event–the unacknowledged climax of the college year in sports, the pinnacle of athleticism–is recognized by the Sports Information Department?
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20 responses to “We say: bring it on! We have no cavities!”
Like Diogenes, I am a firm believer that a person’s virtue is better shown in his action than his theories. Therefore, philosophers, I hope you can back this smack talk up on Wednesday! It’s gonna be epic!
We philosophers arrive at the conclusion that we are going to win by using both inductive and deductive reasoning. And also the Categorical Imperative.
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Hey, Tracie, thanks for the vote of support! Earmark your donation to the philosophy department. We’re SURE you’ll be making that extra donation…. Any other alums out there want to join in?
We have a great cause you can donate to: the department would like to be able to purchase the online edition of the PHILOSOPHER’S INDEX, which is prohibitively expensive for the library.
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