Philosophers played a very clean game

Moreover, everyone on the philosophy team is an actual philosophy major. We’re just sayin’.

And our shirts were fantastic.

But, okay, it’s true. We lost.

Yes, after five years of easy, breezy victories, the philosophy department was routed by classics today, 7-2.

I like to think it was the fact that the game moved indoors. Or that this year, classics decided to start some utterly annoying frog cheers.

But maybe this is really the year when a pretend “rivalry” becomes a real, live, honest-to-goodness, who-will-win-it rivalry. The kind you can only have when the other team sometimes WINS.

I’ll get over it. Sometime.